K00K KaMP - Why I Subscribe

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: Official entry form for [blah-blah-blah]
Date: Sat, 15 Oct 2005 02:06:11 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20051015020611Z.14412357519@nntp1.sharks.plc.ltd>

I subscribe to abwid to share what I know about software with people who want to do the same.

From: "(akula)" <thresher@subdimension.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: warez, lies and other assorted goodies
Date: Mon, 15 Jul 2002 00:10:18 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20020715001018.0x14334459@nntp2.sharks.plc.ltd>

Pardon me? I subscribe to this newsgroup to help people with warez by answering their questions or making suggestions.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: No subject
Date: Mon, 10 Oct 2005 14:37:33 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20051010143733Z.70353257219@nntp3.sharks.plc.ltd>

I subscribe to answer questions and assist people with warez. I post other replies with the goal of making this a more inviting place for you to discuss warez.

From: Bill <res00351@verizon.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: The 'we miss abwi0' thread
Date: Sat, 31 Mar 2007 17:13:55 GMT
Message-ID: <nFwPh.761$P84.720@trnddc07>

I subscribe to this newsgroup to discuss warez and how to find it.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: Les, the professional web designer
Date: Wed, 31 May 2006 15:50:04 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20060531155004Z.3664534249@nntp0.sharks.plc.ltd>

The sign on the door says "warez discussion". Now could you please explain why it is so important to you to fill this group with anything but warez related discussion?

From: Bill <res00351@verizon.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: [intelligence] Bill's lack of......
Date: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 14:58:22 GMT
Message-ID: <iuRCj.9530$hP3.7317@trnddc02>

I subscribe to this newsgroup to help others with questions or requests involving software. If you provide me with a Message-ID or full quote of a message, I'll explain why I wrote whatever it is that has you so upset.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: Official entry form for [blah-blah-blah]
Date: Sat, 15 Oct 2005 15:43:52 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20051015154352Z.17343642639@nntp5.sharks.plc.ltd>

Why can't these matters be resolved and thus end the bickering? My answer is "I don't know." I do not subscribe to this newsgroup to insult others.

From: "(akula)" <akula@nym.alias.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: abwi0: Roxio.VideoWave
Date: Thu, 28 Aug 2003 13:49:01 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20030828134901Z.5014313579@nntp0.sharks.plc.ltd>

Fuck you. Really, fuck you. Fuck you and go to hell you ungrateful snivelling asshole.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: Les, the "professional web-designer" strikes again.
Date: Thu, 01 Jun 2006 20:50:09 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20060601205009Z.3656761419@nntp0.sharks.plc.ltd>

I hear Jerry Springer's looking for delusional lackwits for an upcoming episode. With a little effort you guys would be shoe-ins for a free trip to Cincinnati for the ever popular "tranny or chimp?" guessing game.

From: "(akula)" <akula@nym.alias.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: Attn: Altnet sucks
Date: Mon, 18 Aug 2003 21:36:01 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20030818213601Z.6303401159@nntp0.sharks.plc.ltd>

My guess is that your body will lie in the county morgue and eventually be sent off for incineration at taxpayer expense because no one will give a damn when you're gone. It will be more like a foul odor dissipating than a joyous occassion. Pray that you develop Alzheimer's - most people get meaner as their mind goes, but in your case it will probably be an improvement, you vapid feckless obsessive shithead.

From: tiburón@sharks.plc.ltd ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: ATTN: Mjoelner
Date: Wed, 2 May 2001 18:27:28 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20010502182728.0x16423179@news2.sharks.plc.ltd>

Is that a threat? OOOOOOOOHHHH, I'm sooooooooo scared!
bark-bark-bark-bark.........that's all you can do, eh? "Yip, yip, yip" just like a little yip-dog.

You're beyond being pathetic, you're just sick.

From: "(akula)" <akula@nym.alias.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: Question RE: Newsreaders ... Please help!
Date: Thu, 24 Jul 2003 16:40:46 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20030724164046Z.5154302349@nntp4.sharks.plc.ltd>

Fuck you, you lameass cowardly backstabbing liar. I don't need shit from an idiot like you who is knowingly and deliberately perpetuating bullshit. I have absolutely nothing to fear, you hypocritical "narkkking" buffooon.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: Mjølnër, can you spell "O-W-N-E-D"?
Date: Wed, 05 Oct 2005 22:37:17 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20051005223717Z.40331224219@nntp1.sharks.plc.ltd>

zekymoron
zee-kee-mo-ron
noun
2005, usenet
1. A self-contradicting sentence.
2. Display of abnormal reasoning.
See also oxymoron, malapropism.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: Thanks
Date: Sat, 04 Jun 2005 23:37:48 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20050604233748Z.5302773479@nntp4.sharks.plc.ltd>

I'd tell you to go to hell, but you're already trying to dig to the tenth level and the prince of darkness must be laughing his ass off.

From: Bill <res00351@verizon.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: 100% Malware FREE [...]
Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:22:45 GMT
Message-ID: <v93hm3h3v8bko1214r9eumqcea7o429ai7@4ax.com>

I use sponge mops for floor wax. I hate the string mops - they just make a bigger mess. If I can't wait for the air-dry after wet-brooming, I use a wet/dry vacuum.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: Question?!!! re: Office 2003 update issues
Date: Wed, 05 Oct 2005 22:25:12 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20051005222512Z.40303112069@nntp1.sharks.plc.ltd>

That song always makes me hungry for some ham hocks and okra. Good thing I have a potfull in front of me.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: Official entry form for [blah-blah-blah]
Date: Wed, 19 Oct 2005 03:44:07 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20051019034407Z.41361415409@nntp0.sharks.plc.ltd>

YOU ARE A LOON. Which hospital? What dates? Yet another bluff called, you lying egotistical blowhard.

From: "(akula)" <akula@nym.alias.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: Jeremy on usenet stalking, proxy's, and sporge floods
Date: Tue, 08 Apr 2003 03:32:26 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20030408033226Z.2202500759@nntp2.sharks.plc.ltd>

I'll have no fscking problem releasing every g*ddamn message ever posted in there with the passphrases. You think you can stand up to the sh*tstorm that will result from my doing that? Hint: Vrodok wasn't the person supplying me with the passphrase. I have nothing but contempt for you backstabbing twofaced assholes.

From: Bill <res00351@verizon.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: Bah Hum Bug!
Date: Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:57:04 GMT
Message-ID: <40n7j.5607$rB1.3318@trnddc03>

What's next, stealing infants' identities or kicking over Salvation Army kettles?

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: gitrdunn,akula,theapostle
Date: Tue, 09 May 2006 23:26:08 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20060509232608Z.17343342529@nntp0.sharks.plc.ltd>

I never did any controlled substances and stopped consuming alcohol years ago. I feel like my sinuses are about to explode.

From: "(akula)" <thresher@subdimension.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: Anadvocate, Akula, Degaussed, and everyone else
Date: Tue, 7 Jan 2003 03:12:24 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20030107031224.0x47617739@nntp2.sharks.plc.ltd>

The Tennessee Health Department has the most recent inspections on their website. Your own IP betrayed your geographical location (and still does). A little poking around at Infoseek's site gave all of the yellow pages entries needed to check your story. Your local paper is online. So are the obits for the last 5 years. There is a Crossville Online messageboard - one query there about you got all sorts of interesting replies. Want to read them? Your high school yearbook photo is online on one of your classmate's websites - allowing one to check exactly how careless you are in posting your own picture to usenet.

I could keep going - each and every poke you make at me is incentive to check another website. Ten minutes here, five minutes there add up quickly. No one has any sympathy for people around here who poke at 'gators with a stick. I doubt any tears will be shed if you keep poking at me.

January 15th is the deadline for you to make another try at a statement that is the truth and resolves whatever it is that forces you to act in such a self-destructive manner.

From: "Bill" <res00351@verizon.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: Veteran's Day
Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 22:01:39 GMT
Message-ID: <71r6h.2203$%U.1709@trndny07>

My leg brace makes it impossible to wear any sort of underware. I've been using Depends, and they don't have a tendency to bunch up. Out of curiousity, what's your take on crop circles?

From: "(akula)" <thresher@subdimension.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: What's it going to be moldy?
Date: Thu, 22 Aug 2002 20:34:59 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20020822203459.0x53137309@nntp4.sharks.plc.ltd>

<M>/NOX has been lying through his teeth for months. He's apparently not aware that both his brother and daughter masqueraded as him as NOX on ICQ, and that many of those sessions were logged. By someone NOX has royally pissed off.

I'm not bluffing NOX - Tammy revealed a lot of stuff about you and your brother and the BS you've been pulling both on and off usenet. I promised the log holder I'd let him post those logs and you aren't going to be very happy if that happens. Knock off the personal attacks if you know what's good for you.

From: srepsis@subdimension.com ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: ATTN: Voice of VYL
Date: Sun, 19 Aug 2001 23:26:35 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20010819232635.0x12332319@news3.sharks.plc.ltd>

*brrrrrrrrrng*
*click*
"Hoo iz it?"
"muwhahahaha"
"Eye luv it wen yu tak dirty!"
"Do you have any cigars? Cuban cigars?"
"Know but my dogs poop looks lik cigars"

From: "(akula)" <akula@nym.alias.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: DOESN'T WORK!
Date: Wed, 19 Mar 2003 14:55:06 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20030319145506Z.34223321579@nntp0.sharks.plc.ltd>

Sit down, shut up or just go away. Your opinion is irrelevant.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: akula
Date: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 21:27:16 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20050916212716Z.24327112609@nntp1.sharks.plc.ltd>

ywaRk-YARk-YARK-yawrk-yip

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: Why You Shouldn't Listen To The "other" FAQ...
Date: Thu, 05 May 2005 22:17:50 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20050505221750Z.30470311749@nntp5.sharks.plc.ltd>

Oh, and before you try some lame insult regarding my mutti, I already have some nice crushed rose petals to sprinkle on her grave.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: Why doesn't [...]
Date: Sat, 08 Oct 2005 03:02:22 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20051008030222Z.53530427319@nntp2.sharks.plc.ltd>

He's like a rotweiler on a short leash in a cat park - anything and everything seems to set him off. He'd rip zeke's head off and use it for a footstool if zeke so much as looked at him funny.

From: Bill <res00351@verizon.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: SearchLores and the Pages of Reverse Engineering
Date: Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:09:45 GMT
Message-ID: <dfkrj.277$qV2.54@trnddc04>

Is it cowardice or laziness or ineptitude that stops you from murdering me yourself?

From: "(akula)" <akula@nym.alias.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: VroDick 2nd biggest usenet asshole next to TheApostle
Date: Thu, 21 Aug 2003 00:47:48 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20030821004748Z.6513542169@nntp4.sharks.plc.ltd>

I'm sure I could collect several thousand lines of filth that you've spewed into usenet and start reminding you of how obsessive and useless you are, but I won't descend to the maggot infested level of hell you live in.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: akula
Date: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 23:02:35 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20050916230235Z.24605523739@nntp3.sharks.plc.ltd>

He has the mental state of a yip-dog and I know not to waste much time arguing with a "pooch".

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: The N-Word My thoughts on this slang term!
Date: Sun, 18 Sep 2005 14:50:02 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20050918145002Z.35231445409@nntp0.sharks.plc.ltd>

What would be your reaction to someone calling your mother "whore"?

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
Subject: Re: Happy New Year to the poster abwi0. Read in.
Date: Fri, 02 Jan 2004 23:56:39 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20040102235639Z.21010050109@nntp3.sharks.plc.ltd>

John_S gets quite annoyed when I help people and if more people join in, perhaps he'll suffer an aneurysm during another of his apoplectic fits.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: [RFC] Personality test for usenet kooks
Date: Thu, 16 Feb 2006 22:52:27 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20060216225227Z.76664426079@nntp2.sharks.plc.ltd>

I subscribe to alt.binaries.news-server-comparison because I give a damn about usenet and can provide opinions and advice based on 10+ years of experience in alt.binaries.*

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: The Easynews (web interface) with par2 problem
Date: Sat, 07 Feb 2004 18:58:18 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20040207185818Z.600743779@nntp1.sharks.plc.ltd>

I'm just trying to make usenet a tiny bit better for all of us.

From: "(akula)" <akula@nym.alias.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: ATTN: Godzilla - Continuing the dedman group discussion
Date: Wed, 20 Aug 2003 15:54:02 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20030820155402Z.4572232469@nntp0.sharks.plc.ltd>

I am a subscriber that can debate issues on their merits instead of stooping to attacks with those whose opinions or actions I find lacking in merit.

From: (akula)
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: What ails usenet? (was: Dead group walking)
Date: Tue, 01 Aug 2006 17:11:39 Z
Message-ID: <3f89271e4ce0460701a0a9beaac962a7ff@news1.sharks.plc.ltd>

I don't subscribe to this newsgroup to argue.

From: Bill <res00351@verizon.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: sporge filtering?
Date: Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:53:12 GMT
Message-ID: <cGtgj.7255$9e1.1023@trnddc02>

I believe in usenet's original intent, the sharing of ideas and experience.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: *New* Topic: Binary NSPs Support Illegal Usenet Media
Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 14:06:27 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20040414140627Z.16310270639@nntp2.sharks.plc.ltd>

I'm interested in an intellectual discussion.

From: "(akula)" <akula@nym.alias.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: TeraNews' "Abuse Desk" At Work Re: Memorial Day
Date: Sun, 25 May 2003 15:02:33 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20030525150233Z.71512043469@nntp3.sharks.plc.ltd>

Why do you subscribe to usenet? I subscribe to learn by exchanging information with others in a medium that depends on ideas and one's ability to express them.

From: "(akula)" <akula@nym.alias.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: hmmmm.....
Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2003 03:18:23 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20030611031823Z.1445217019@nntp2.sharks.plc.ltd>

Thank Bob we have you to form our opinions for us. I know you must think usenet is populated by idiots, but any moron could have figured out that he didn't need you chiming in.

From: "(akula)" <akula@nym.alias.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: [Repost] EQ Memorial Day Special
Date: Tue, 27 May 2003 13:55:20 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20030527135520Z.103550472559@nntp2.sharks.plc.ltd>

Waaaaah!

From: "Bill"
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: 0ld topic revisited [Odessa borne forged Cancels+Supercedes]
Date: Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:11:23 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <27bagd.ndj.17.1@news.alt.net>

People are not as stupid as you seem to think they are, and they can judge motzarella on their own without your input.

From: "(akula)" <akula@nym.alias.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: non-USA usenet servers and providers
Date: Fri, 09 May 2003 14:20:36 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20030509142036Z.17446763069@nntp3.sharks.plc.ltd>

How many offspring have you spawned and have you considered a vasectomy?

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: OT: RIAA and BMG Fraud
Date: Mon, 03 Oct 2005 14:19:25 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20051003141925Z.24257557729@nntp2.sharks.plc.ltd>

You ought to see a doctor and get a qualified opinion on your mental condition.

From: Bill <res00351@verizon.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: [...] SPNAKed in Public [...]
Date: Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:28:01 GMT
Message-ID: <Bt5ui.7623$dD3.2901@trnddc07>

Spazzwinkle, it's not nice to laugh at the mentally ill even if it is your own sockpuppet.

From: "Bill"
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: What happened to cheapernews?
Date: Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:20:43 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <37vc1d.ro8.19.1@news.alt.net>

I use Advantge from Bayer to keep my fleas under control. You can get it from any Veterinarian.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: Libel - What is it...
Date: Tue, 20 Apr 2004 14:40:55 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20040420144055Z.55325102129@nntp5.sharks.plc.ltd>

Sue me, you talentless lackwitted brain-damaged lying scam-artist. I'd love to see you explain in court why you are doing business without a license, haven't paid any taxes since 1999, and are in clear violation of the zoning for your community which explicitly bans home businesses.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: Uni(cks) and Castration
Date: Sat, 20 May 2006 16:07:16 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20060520160716Z.60060749@nntp1.sharks.plc.ltd>

Where'd you have your castration done and how much did it cost?

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: PING Vrodok and other NFILTER users
Date: Tue, 24 Jan 2006 03:42:40 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20060124034240Z.207544734309@nntp4.sharks.plc.ltd>

According to The Forensic Medicine Television Drama Channel, 4 out of 5 fecal biologists recommend sterile cotton swabs to their patients who chew fecal swabs.

From: Bill <res00351@verizon.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: phl?t?rse humps news.shared-secrets.com again
Date: Thu, 29 Nov 2007 16:46:45 GMT
Message-ID: <V1C3j.49216$Xg.6623@trnddc06>

Since when does the insane, malicious spewings of a sociopath constitute a beating?

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: How to Make Debra "DE" Earle's Nipples Hard
Date: Wed, 21 Sep 2005 15:04:32 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20050921150432Z.12344252469@nntp3.sharks.plc.ltd>

You ill-tempered snot-bubbling blowhard. "Cupcake" brings up bad memories too, right? Isn't that what your mom calls you at the end of dinner (btw, still breast feeding at age 39? - that's pathetic! You'd be laughed at on Jerry Springer by the lesbian shemales.)

From: Bill <res00351@verizon.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: Teranews contact?
Date: Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:29:46 GMT
Message-ID: <eIHYi.4456$m44.1814@trnddc06>

What would ease your anger? If I volunteered to allow you to behead me, would that set things right in your world?

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: uff proves obsession with akula
Date: Tue, 10 May 2005 03:45:14 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20050510034514Z.7225432179@nntp1.sharks.plc.ltd>

There may be hope for you yet. Keep up that electroshock therapy for another year and you might even get to take supervised walks outside.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: Looks like the twins ran away...
Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 21:10:13 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20040414211013Z.17720304509@nntp1.sharks.plc.ltd>

Uhhh, sure. Right. Gotcha. Dilligaf? HAND.

From: thresher@subdimension.com ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: what the mark of the beast will be
Date: Thu, 06 Mar 2003 23:19:58 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20030306231958Z.1647161279@nntp5.sharks.plc.ltd>

According to my sources House bill 2003.666.d introduced by David Duke will require microchipping all children born on or after Julian date 0x666 persuant to the 6th Secret Codicil of the Bittemburger Cabal. It will be marketed as a safe and effective weight loss treatment, tooth whitener and Kirillian Energy Amplifier.

From: "(akula)" <akula@nym.alias.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: There you have it.
Date: Wed, 07 May 2003 14:45:21 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20030507144521Z.5272542169@nntp2.sharks.plc.ltd>

When did we elect you topikkop?

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: Broadband Surpasses Dail-up In USA
Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2004 16:06:15 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20040825160615Z.50603332379@nntp1.sharks.plc.ltd>

I have nearly every message ever posted to this newsgroup. I go back through that archive only if someone starts abusing usenet.

From: "Bill"
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: What happened to cheapernews?
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 04:28:00 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <38vihh.hq5.19.1@news.alt.net>

I know one rocket scientist who burned out his pancreas from stress.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: uff proves obsession with akula
Date: Tue, 10 May 2005 15:53:14 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20050510155314Z.11712431539@nntp1.sharks.plc.ltd>

You are the equivalent of a toy mouse being batted around by a cat and I wouldn't be surprised if you end up answering to 'bitch' if you keep sucking up to him.

From: "(akula)" <akula@nym.alias.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: Stepthen King IT
Date: Thu, 24 Apr 2003 21:16:39 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20030424211639Z.12470371679@nntp3.sharks.plc.ltd>

I wasn't aware until now that your country allowed the corpse to live on after euthanizing its brain, nor that enough motor skills remained intact to allow one to post messages after the procedure. Are you allowed to vote and drive also?

From: "Bill"
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: OT: Recommended Newsgroup?
Date: Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:30:05 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <381tef.2hb.19.1@news.alt.net>

Beano works wonders.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: this is for everyone's interest
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2004 19:17:22 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20040422191722Z.5707064579@nntp2.sharks.plc.ltd>

Where's my libel lawsuit, snotball?

From: "Bill"
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: A question for Uni
Date: Mon, 3 Aug 2009 01:22:31 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <3123lp.roa.19.1@news.alt.net>

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

From: "(akula)" <akula@nym.alias.net>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: hmmmm.....
Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2003 16:11:39 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20030611161139Z.41370139@nntp3.sharks.plc.ltd>

yarP YaP yAP yiPP yARk!

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: Inspiration 7.5 crack
Date: Sat, 14 Feb 2004 22:10:05 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20040214221005Z.652352739@nntp0.sharks.plc.ltd>

If I can help a few people I'm doing what I subscribed to this newsgroup to accomplish.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: Mdk9.2 and Tuxracer
Date: Mon, 01 Mar 2004 19:30:31 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20040301193031Z.11432501649@nntp3.sharks.plc.ltd>

The on-topic discussion in this newsgroup centers on 3rd party repairs to Win32 software.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: akula - heard about a TIP post about searching
Date: Wed, 25 Feb 2004 23:00:23 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20040225230023Z.12773725039@nntp2.sharks.plc.ltd>

As I've stated before, I do not subscribe to this newsgroup to argue. I respect other people's opinions.

From: srepsis@subdimension.com ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: Stick your cracks up your arse
Date: Tue, 5 Jun 2001 19:04:36 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20010605190436.0x10360459@news3.sharks.plc.ltd>

Remind us who you are again? Why in the hell should anyone care what you think?

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: O/T: Question about VCD's...
Date: Sun, 15 Feb 2004 23:02:56 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20040215230256Z.203036459@nntp5.sharks.plc.ltd>

I didn't use a bedpan and when I finally did let loose it was a good thing that the toilet was an oversized wheel chair accessible one. I swear it must have been 5 gallons worth, or about 40 pounds. My normal bowel movements are in the 5 to 10 pound range, but I've done a couple of 25 pounders on special occasions. I like Depends because I can just throw them out when I'm done with them.

From: srepsis@subdimension.com ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: Why (akula) is so hated.
Date: Thu, 28 Jun 2001 18:52:38 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20010628185238.0x16514069@news3.sharks.plc.ltd>

Where's that libel lawsuit, you booger-picking turd-licking crotch-scratching sleazeball?

From: 2000.12.alt.binaries.cracks@sharks.plc.ltd ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: who does (akula) think he is?
Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 20:06:31 GMT
Message-ID: <3f3a57be77.4546234639@news.sharks.plc.ltd>

I _can_ and _have_ gotten dozens of accounts terminated.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: test
Date: Tue, 09 Mar 2004 23:39:04 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20040309233904Z.5216554669@nntp0.sharks.plc.ltd>

My, your mom must be so proud of you! Those six years of undergraduate work really paid off. Who's hiring liberal arts majors nowadays anyway? Home Depot?

From: 2001.01.alt.binaries.cracks@sharks.plc.ltd ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: Information about the abcdi0 Charter
Date: Fri, 05 Jan 2001 01:11:32 GMT
Message-ID: <3f3a721e01.1423242719@news.sharks.plc.ltd>

As I have pointed out many times in the past, all the KOOKs have to do is contact Det. Hunter in Orlando to confirm my identity.
-STEVE

From: 2001.02.alt.binaries.cracks@sharks.plc.ltd ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: FAQ THIS
Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 20:36:32 GMT
Message-ID: <3f3a99c987.152266339@news.sharks.plc.ltd>

Feel free to mock really obnoxious posters here if you want. He's going to be permanantly offline soon enough.

From: srepsis@subdimension.com ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: united gay adult sites
Date: Tue, 26 Jun 2001 13:50:29 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20010626135029.0x23675559@news2.sharks.plc.ltd>

What flavor of urinal cakes do you like the best, Fresh Mint or Summer Breeze? Could you explain why a hunka burnin' hot gayboy like yourself thinks "alt.binaries.cracks" = "group of gay guys" ?

From: srepsis@subdimension.com ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: x-box games
Date: Mon, 18 Mar 2002 01:49:14 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20020318014914.0x37772419@news1.sharks.plc.ltd>

Any further discussion is futile.

From: 2000.11.alt.binaries.cracks@sharks.plc.ltd ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: Warning! Dangerous Suspects
Date: Thu, 02 Nov 2000 14:35:43 GMT
Message-ID: <3f3a5e7a17.16724361679@news.sharks.plc.ltd>

Here's a clue for you - I know a couple of FBI Agents. You can blame ME for every account you lose.

From: tiburón@sharks.plc.ltd ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: Test
Date: Mon, 2 Apr 2001 17:53:50 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20010402175350.0x43074549@news4.sharks.plc.ltd>

Do you urinate in swimming pools? Throw trash on the sidewalk? Then why can't you exert just a little self control and post tests in the groups created just for tests?

From: srepsis@subdimension.com ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: +aK00Kla's Favorite Crack
Date: Mon, 13 Aug 2001 22:48:44 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20010813224844.0x16125529@news3.sharks.plc.ltd>

90+% of all humans SHOULD BE FORCED to wear clothing because they simply don't look good nude.

From: 2001.01.alt.binaries.cracks@sharks.plc.ltd ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: This Guy is Nuts
Date: Mon, 08 Jan 2001 01:05:06 GMT
Message-ID: <3f3abc10bd.6515564469@news.sharks.plc.ltd>

I clean up after animals, thus I shovel dung. And the cigarette butts they leave behind.

From: "(akula)" <thresher@subdimension.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: NITALLICA ---> EXPOSED !!!!!!
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 17:19:55 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20020417171955.0x43632749@news4.sharks.plc.ltd>

Mutti's long gone. I checked her ashes the other day.

From: srepsis@subdimension.com ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: (akula) is a Rat. Works for Feds
Date: Thu, 9 Aug 2001 15:25:17 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20010809152517.0x12001119@news2.sharks.plc.ltd>

I thought you were going to drive your Pinto to Orlando and kick my ass, you nym-shifting snot-licking crotch-grabbing rat-felching low-life scumbag! What's the holdup?

From: thresher@subdimension.com ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: abc: CrackFAQ update
Date: Thu, 4 Apr 2002 02:59:16 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20020404025916.0x14513139@news2.sharks.plc.ltd>

All you've given me is opinions that I'll continue to ignore.

From: 2000.11.alt.binaries.cracks@sharks.plc.ltd ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: (akula) the RAT Works for BSA!
Date: Thu, 16 Nov 2000 17:45:21 GMT
Message-ID: <3f3a951cc1.36450475329@news.sharks.plc.ltd>

The SPA will be contacting you too, and I just got off the phone with Microsoft. The FBI Agent is out of the office, but they may be contacting you too. Yo' in a ho' heep o' trubble, boy.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.cracks
Subject: Re: akula akula where are you
Date: Fri, 06 Feb 2004 03:53:33 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20040206035333Z.1254020669@nntp3.sharks.plc.ltd>

I didn't resume posting here until this week. I don't know how long I'll feel like helping people here this time.

From: thresher@subdimension.com ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.config
Subject: Re: [PROPOSAL] - alt.binaries.games.operation-flashpoint
Date: Mon, 8 Jul 2002 23:18:59 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20020708231859.0x74555729@nntp4.sharks.plc.ltd>

My reason for posting here is to assist others with what little I know about creating newsgroups.

From: thresher@subdimension.com ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.config
Subject: Re: [PROPOSAL] alt.binaries.vaisnava.mp3 (was: request)
Date: Thu, 18 Jul 2002 17:52:49 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20020718175249.0x37534429@nntp4.sharks.plc.ltd>

I'm 5'5', 325 lbs, and I have acne and a skin fungus. I haven't been on a date since 1983.

From: thresher@subdimension.com ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.config
Subject: Re: [PROPOSAL] alt.binaries.vaisnava.mp3 (was: request)
Date: Thu, 18 Jul 2002 02:57:35 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20020718025735.0x34365239@nntp3.sharks.plc.ltd>

Not that I care, but your statement is meaningless to me.

From: thresher@subdimension.com ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.config
Subject: Re: FYI: attempted newsgroup hijacking / charter rewriting
Date: Mon, 8 Jul 2002 20:31:50 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20020708203150.0x26350719@nntp4.sharks.plc.ltd>

How would you like it if TGOS could rewrite the alt.fan.oksana-bayul.small-tits charter to state that no binaries are to be posted there under any condition? I don't think you'd like that at all.

From: thresher@subdimension.com ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.config
Subject: Re: Problem Posts.
Date: Fri, 19 Jul 2002 18:29:18 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20020719182918.0x35213309@nntp2.sharks.plc.ltd>

And being a dumbfuck pommie is any better?

From: thresher@subdimension.com ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.config
Subject: Re: FYI: attempted newsgroup hijacking / charter rewriting
Date: Thu, 11 Jul 2002 20:33:28 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20020711203328.0x13633329@nntp2.sharks.plc.ltd>

alt.config has no means to fix the problem - I don't expect any help here. I'll stop replying in this thread and quit annoying Adam <g>.

From: thresher@subdimension.com ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.config
Subject: Re: Problem Posts.
Date: Fri, 19 Jul 2002 20:04:52 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20020719200452.0x45370229@nntp4.sharks.plc.ltd>

Given your command of English, it appears you aren't a native English speaker after all. If you can flame better in your native tongue, please do so. I can read and flame in several languages.

From: thresher@subdimension.com ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.config
Subject: Re: [PROPOSAL] alt.binaries.vaisnava.mp3 (was: request)
Date: Fri, 19 Jul 2002 22:12:00 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20020719221200.0x41621179@nntp1.sharks.plc.ltd>

Being a janitor has its rewards.

From: thresher@subdimension.com ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.config
Subject: Re: [PROPOSAL] alt.binaries.vaisnava.mp3 (was: request)
Date: Sun, 21 Jul 2002 13:56:19 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20020721135619.0x30000029@nntp2.sharks.plc.ltd>

You've been reading KOOKspew and apparently believe the tall tales about me. FYI - I work nights and have sleep problems. I write a few answers and then usually fall back into a fitful sleep.

From: thresher@subdimension.com ((akula))
Newsgroups: alt.config
Subject: Re: Maak & alt.fan.* & retrochartering
Date: Fri, 12 Jul 2002 23:25:16 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20020712232516.0x17604179@nntp2.sharks.plc.ltd>

Don't do that! Head over to alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d and join us in discussing what we eat for breakfast.

From: "Bill"
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: Using seperate servers
Date: Mon, 13 Jun 2011 13:59:05 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <4p1qkb.6k4.17.1@news.alt.net>

This newsgroup discusses modifying Agent.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: [POINTER] alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified FAQ
Date: Thu, 30 Sep 2004 17:13:27 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20040930171327Z.35637400059@nntp2.sharks.plc.ltd>

A FAQ for this newsgroup can be very simple - it's a group for the discussion of 3rd party modifications to Forte Agent.

From: "Bill" <res00351@verizon.net>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: How to see replies only to messages in a News Group that you have replied to
Date: Fri, 01 Dec 2006 18:11:47 GMT
Message-ID: <Df_bh.10$QD3.6@trndny01>

The "modified" in this group's name means that modifications to the newsreader are discussed here and that's a narrow topic.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
Subject: Re: KuLT KLaSSiK
Date: Sun, 08 May 2005 03:41:54 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20050508034154Z.44043166479@nntp5.sharks.plc.ltd>

I discuss Forte Agent header modification in alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified. I firmly believe that posting messages to the one group where others would reasonably expect to find them is responsible usenetizenry.

From: "Bill"
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: NFilter and Agent 6
Date: Sat, 27 Aug 2011 15:09:14 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <4v7mrs.all.19.1@news.alt.net>

My primary interest is controlling outgoing headers, which is why I subscribe to this newsgroup.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: [c50a] - AgentBot 2.0/32.652 - Beta 01 - [ad68]
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 2004 21:18:37 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20041019211837Z.25435213129@nntp3.sharks.plc.ltd>

He's by his own admission a schizophrenic that goes off his medicine and he still spams his "fight pedophilia" and "piracy report" nonsense.

From: "Bill"
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: Could someone please post the newest version of newsproxy v. 1.24?
Date: Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:13:21 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <3i2t43.h40.19.1@news.alt.net>

There are a few usenet subscribers that have developed an irrational hatred of me over the last 13 years.

From: "Bill"
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: agent database
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:34:16 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <326g1a.ej.17.1@news.alt.net>

You shouldn't be playing around with Agent's data and index files. STAY OUT OF AGENT'S folders.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: Scumware promo advertising
Date: Mon, 02 May 2005 15:30:55 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20050502153055Z.7551127509@nntp5.sharks.plc.ltd>

The only sort of people I think deserve the death penaly are murderers who escape and kill again, Ted Bundy being a prime example.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: How do I remove these two headers?
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 18:39:31 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20050214183931Z.5016537339@nntp3.sharks.plc.ltd>

I am not going to provide any further assistance to anyone with regard to header manipulation. I won't be enabling people to further vandalize usenet with poorly thought out crapware.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: none
Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 20:47:04 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20041012204704Z.55230555319@nntp0.sharks.plc.ltd>

I have my ticket for the express ride to hell right here. @#$%! - I _had_ it, it was laminated even. Now I'll have to see if I still have the receipt (with my luck I used it for a napkin) or I'll be stuck forever in the slow line that snakes through purgatory. I hear that the backup stretches so far that you have wear a down parka and thermal undies.

From: "Bill"
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: Changing the menu format to earlier versions of Agent
Date: Thu, 7 Apr 2011 15:03:42 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <4jh99g.2r7.17.1@news.alt.net>

I might consider following your recommendations if that's what it takes to extinguish your anger towards me.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: How do I remove these two headers?
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 23:12:52 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20050215231252Z.13117723719@nntp5.sharks.plc.ltd>

You're jumping to conclusions - how do you know /betty/ isn't in reality a 37 year old assistant manager at a PizzaHut?

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: Input Requested
Date: Sat, 09 Apr 2005 02:18:18 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20050409021818Z.57246324349@nntp1.sharks.plc.ltd>

I do not understand why you consider those 3 sentences arrogant. If you want me to consider your input, those are my terms.

From: "Bill"
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: Help with slowdown retrieving message headers
Date: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:32:54 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <3jd0o8.frv.19.1@news.alt.net>

Is it a sin to ask your dentist about nose surgery?

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: Input Requested
Date: Mon, 11 Apr 2005 15:40:21 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20050411154021Z.74374773109@nntp2.sharks.plc.ltd>

I recommend you not begin your message with "Do not be silly." I'm not interested in being scolded.

From: "Bill"
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: SharkPost v1.0 Build 20110406.2 status
Date: Fri, 6 May 2011 00:47:55 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <4ls60t.hdk.19.1@news.alt.net>

I get the fact you don't like me, but you've given me no reason to heed your demands.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: Removing the X-Newsreader in Forte Agent 2.0/32.652 ??
Date: Wed, 21 Sep 2005 14:55:11 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20050921145511Z.12323154679@nntp1.sharks.plc.ltd>

If I wanted to destroy usenet, there are easier ways to go about it and I wouldn't even discuss it.

From: "Bill"
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: SharkPost v1.0 Build 20110406.2 status
Date: Fri, 22 Apr 2011 14:22:49 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <4koogr.7tu.19.1@news.alt.net>

I have high blood pressure, diabetes, terrible allergies of all sorts, bowel irritation and all sorts of skin problems.

From: "Bill" <res00351@verizon.net>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: Removing X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 4.1/32.1088 header
Date: Sun, 12 Nov 2006 00:58:43 GMT
Message-ID: <7lu5h.1619$fk2.369@trndny02>

Feel free to call me Bill. I occasionally answer to "hey you" or "Willi" if I'm speaking german.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: none
Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 21:11:13 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20041011211113Z.50170010219@nntp1.sharks.plc.ltd>

sharkpost.isterrible.tv is linked on the download page _before_ the download link for SharkPost 20040711 - I want people to know about that page. It's written by a sociopath.

From: "(akula)" <akula@sharks.plc.ltd>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent.modified
Subject: Re: Attn: akula - OT
Date: Fri, 20 May 2005 00:26:49 -0000
Message-ID: <3f20050520002649Z.5231530029@nntp4.sharks.plc.ltd>

My problems are a combination of physical defects, a hyperactive immune system and carelessness around some very nasty aromatic solvents.

"If it looks like a k00k and quacks like a k00k..."
— ClassAct, IPL

RECOMMENDED READING

Caputo/akula • Dr. Chris • Truth Sandwich • Trying Too Hard • Court Ploy

	From: "(akula)" <akula@nym.alias.net> Newsgroups: alt.2600.warez,alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d Subject: Re: REPOST: Re: The Daily Warez Warz Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2003 14:40:39 -0000 Message-ID: <3f20030915144039Z.12122300639@nntp3.sharks.plc.ltd>
I subscribe to a handful of newsgroups to exchange views and to help others.